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Plant Killer Social Club T-Shirt Funny Graphic Tee
Plant Killer Social Club T-Shirt Funny Graphic Tee
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For Those Who Love Plants (In Theory)
Let's be honest-not every plant parent has a green thumb. Some of us have what can only be described as the touch of death when it comes to keeping greenery alive. If you've ever accidentally murdered a succulent (yes, it's possible) or turned a thriving pothos into a crispy memory, this tee is your badge of honor. The "Plant Killer Social Club" design celebrates the beautifully imperfect journey of plant parenthood with humor and zero judgment.
Perfect For Plant Parents Who:
- Have a graveyard of plants that "didn't make it"
- Keep trying despite a track record of botanical casualties
- Appreciate self-deprecating humor about their plant struggles
- Want to connect with fellow plant lovers who get the struggle
- Believe that laughter is the best fertilizer (since watering schedules clearly aren't working)
How to Wear Your Plant Parent Reality
Rock this tee on your next nursery trip (because hope springs eternal), wear it while attempting to revive your latest victim, or sport it casually with jeans for everyday comfort. It's a conversation starter that instantly bonds you with fellow plant parents who understand that sometimes love isn't enough-plants also need water, light, and apparently, a miracle.
Premium Comfort Details
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior softness
- Lightweight yet durable construction for all-day wear
- Side-seamed for a flattering, retail fit
- High-quality print surface ensures vibrant, long-lasting design
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Unisex sizing for versatile wear
Available Sizes
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) | Fit |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 | Unisex, classic fit |
| S | 18 | 28 | Unisex, classic fit |
| M | 20 | 29 | Unisex, classic fit |
| L | 22 | 30 | Unisex, classic fit |
| XL | 24 | 31 | Unisex, classic fit |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | Unisex, classic fit |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | Unisex, classic fit |
Join the club-because every plant parent's journey includes a few (or many) casualties along the way. Wear it proudly!